Too Many Updates

There's just too much going on right now for me to even begin this blog post, but I will be danged if I let this blog just fall completely by the wayside!

Graduation is happening in just ONE MONTH and then I have to pretend to have real-world ambitions and pay things like insurance and rent and grown up things.

You could say I'm not ready.

BUT YOU'D BE LYIN' PARTY TIME PARTY TIME.

Wanted: A Mary for two adorable children

Wanted: a Mary for two adorable children

[Sung]
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles 
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed 
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Mary!
Many thanks
Sincerely, 

Thomas and Lara